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The act of using your partner's hair as a towel following anal sex.
Cleaning your junk from spooge and ass juices using the hair of your ho.
Dude, I just finished banging this chick in the ass and I had cum and lube all over my dick, so i gave her the ol' Biloxi Hand Towel.
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when a guy sticks his dick in a girls vag.
see: sex
frankie: heh heh thors wetting a towel!
anna: mailes! for like the 9th time!
both: hahahahahaha shes such a slut!
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The act of wiping your rear end with a damp towel after a big shit and then whipping somebody with it
Girl 1: I had to take an hour long shower last night
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Ben Brown Towelled me
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when a group of men invite a virgin to their house, wait for him to fall asleep, then they all spoog on a single towel and rat tail him right in the fucking eye.
We gave Matt the Musty Towel Whip last night. I think he enjoyed it.
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The sexual act of shiting in ones own white briefs, placing them on their partners head and gagging them with the waist band all the while fucking them from behind
She is such a dirty towel head now, I totaly gave her a Iranian Towel Gagger
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A person who destroys partial or whole rolls of paper towels by grabbing it with their sopping wet paws, leaving a visible moist hand print. They are usually lacking in the very basic rules of office bathroom etiquette.
Bob: Who the fuck used the john last?
Victor: Guess.
Bob: It was that fucking paper towel destroyer again, wasn't it.
Victor: Yup. I hope its not pee-pee.
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A male wears a towel tied in the back. He then gets an erection. Upon releasing the towel it stays supported by his erect member.
After skinny dipping in the Scotia Towers fountain I was mortified when my friends tried to whip off my towel and I was left with a Whalley Towel Rack.
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