belt loop tuck

Hiding a hard-on. Just tucking it away my friends...

While in class the other day, my willy had a mind of its own... So I did the belt loop tuck and saved the day.

Tuck Rule Game

1) A moment in time when the magic of the Raiders was transferred over to the Patriots.

2) A conspiracy against the Raiders, shortly after 9-11, for the "Patriots".

The Tuck Rule Game came about because George W. Bush wanted Americans to support his regime after 9-11, so he rigged the game in favor of the Patriots. You're welcome Patriots fans.

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Tuck in your Jimmy

To put your dick back in your pants. Mainly when you have morning wood and you are in nothing but underwear and you dick sticks out the leg hole.

Hey Austin, I need some creamer for my coffee and ahhh, Tuck in your Jimmy.

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tuck tail weekend

Running away from your problems generally associated with way too much drinking and spending too much money at the bars by traveling to a family member's house the following weekend. To avoid harassment from close friends due to embarrassing performances at the bar.

"Is he around this weekend?" Nah, it's a tuck tail weekend. He was a mess at the bar on Friday and Saturday and spent like $600 at the bar.

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Tuck Up

Verb

To say something so incredulously stupid, backward, socially regressive and void of morality that you sound like Tucker Carlson.

*Not to be confused with Tucker Up (When an African-American man chooses to hang about exclusively with a man from the Orient)*

1. To tuck up so badly, that even your mother doesn't want to talk to you anymore.

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Tucking in my shirt

When Rudy Giuliani placed both his hands around his genitals while laying on his back in a private hotel room with a woman playing a 15 year old but not that time he was at Jeffrey Epstein’s post jail release party.

Don’t believe you’re lying eyes! I was tucking in my shirt!

Tucking in his shirt

Masturbating

Rudy Giuliani was just tucking in his shirt while lying on a hotel bed.