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iphone bullshit

This is when an iPhone turns off unexpectedly and unreasonably

Guy 1- “My iphone was at 70% and it died.”
Guy 2- “iphone bullshit.”

by Urban_thesaurus December 22, 2017


Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.

1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.

by Mantaur104 December 28, 2011


Bullshit Banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.

Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the Bullshit Banner.

by Government Glasses November 10, 2020


bullshit banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.

Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the bullshit banner.

by Government Glasses November 10, 2020


what the bullshit

What the bullshit

Jim said he likes to eat dog poop. I said "what the bullshit (in Indian accent)."

by dude77739 August 28, 2017


bullshit flip

the skating trick you "landed" like 5 times yesterday.A.K.A. the chavez flip

your friend: Yeah, I landed that tre flip like five times yesterday
you: do it again
Your friend:No I dont want to
You:I bet you landed a bullshit flip

by Bill bob bo G. snizza d November 16, 2008


Felonious bullshit

Bullshit so bad it rises to the level of a felony.

Man that was some felonious bullshit that guy just said!

by Exdink April 7, 2017