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The place where you finally get revenge on people who bothered you in the past.
(Directed at the teacher who called someone a know-it-all)
How is making a small statement supposed to be 'knowing everything?!
So that's getting revenge on Facebook.
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Burying your face into a women's vagina and rubbing your face up and down. Like planting your face into an open book.
"Did you facebook her last night?"
"Nah, I only got to second base"
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"A stalker's dream come true" and a misanthrope's worst fears confirmed a thousandfold. Thankfully there is one redeeming quality: more porn is plaguing the site than ever. Because the cynics responsible for the rules are beginning to realize signing a terms of service without reading it is not going to affect anyone's inclination to watch or upload fucking twerk videos.
If you scoured the entire timeline of every user to ever exist on Facebook, you could fit the posts that contain any intellectual merit on a single flash drive, and most of them would be mine.
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Instagram for old people
Your seriously using Facebook that's like so 10 years ago
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Hitting Gene over the head with a book.
Trying to knock some sense into Gene, we thought facebooking was our only solution. So we grabbed a dictionary and had at him. It didn't make him smarter, but it sure was fun! (i think it straightened his nose a little too!)
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To take pictures anywhere only for the purpose to put them on facebook.
I saw Jenny with a camera at the party yesterday, we all know she was just facebooking though.
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