Pick me boy

The male equivalent of a pick me, another definition is a pick he

Avoid these people at all costs, they use emotional manipulation and guilt tripping to get their way, and obsessed over how they aren't like other guys.

Example of how pick me boys interact with girls:
boy: hi🥺
Girl: hello
Boy: i know you probably wont want to since i am so ugly, but would you want to date me? I am not like other guys 🥺
Girl: no i have a boyfriend
Boy: i understand, im just too ugly, all girls are the same
Girl: ...
Boy: i see you left me on read, nice guys never get picked...

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picking up a cupcake

When a pedophile goes to a kid's irl location to rape them

EDP445: I'm picking up a cupcake.

*Free Candy van drives by*
Guy: I think that pedo's picking up a cupcake.

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Pick Up The Pace

to speed up,
go faster,
to increase speed while walking or doing other repetitive movements

pick up the pace, guys - we are late

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pick me mom

a pick me mom is a mom who uses self depreciation to make her children feel guilty, and pay attention to their mom more.

pick me mom: You don't appreciate anything I do for you! 🥺
child: *guilty noises*
pick me mom: I wish I had kids that actually appreciated me unlike you! 😓

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pick-me-up

something to brighten your day or give you an energy boost, especially useful when you can't spare time for a lunch break during a long day of work.

also, chemical mood enhancers such as alcoholic beverages.

Let's go for coffee, I could sure use a pick-me-up.

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pick that one out

When the goalkeeper gets absolutely owned by a top bins screamer and is forced to 'pick that one out' of the net for kick off.

MATT: 'Top bins watch it' *Pelts it top bins* 'YEAH BILLY, PICK THAT ONE OUT'
BILLY: 'Okay... *Picks that one out*

Take your pick

To choose something from other stuff

-You have lots of colours of this car to choose, so take your pick...
-I'll take the pink one.
-Gay.

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