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Quite possibly the cause for everything corrupt in this world today.
"If you want to make a lot of money, start your own religion" - L. Ron Hubbard
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Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.
In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.
As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.
A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."
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Feeling emotional beyond belief!
Jimmy felt Ron Gant Giddy when he found out Sarah was on board with his idea!
UCSD student who loves wearing long shorts with long socks, baggy t-shirts, and oversized jackets. Watch out for Ay-Ay-ron for he will steal your S.O.
Did you see Ay-ay-ron strutting those new Adidas yesterday?
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Having male ejaculate on your face.
"I woke up with some Ron on my face this morning."
One of the best underground DJ's coming from Houston, his group is the Wreckin' Yard
That nigga OG Ron C just brought the beat back!
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A peaceful political movement in the United States in favor of restoring the country back to its Constitutional roots.
Ron Paul is the leading voice in this movement, as a 2008 Republican-Party Presidential Candidate. (As of 11-2-2007 he still needs to win the Republican Primaries). This revolution intends to use democracy to implement social change beginning with the election of this man.
You can recognize this slogan by the flipped writing of the red letters "evol" in the word "revolution" to spell the word "love". This slogan has been printed on shirts, bumper stickers, and random signs that supporters will post in their local areas.
The mass media will sometimes call Ron Paul's supporters Paulites. Finally, while the Revolution began through the internet, it has proven to have supporters through Dr. Paul's winning of 3rd place or higher in the vast majority of Republican straw polls.
The Ron Paul Revolution has made it to South Carolina!
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