A selfish doctor who is addicted to porn and has no friends
Why are you always watching porn and doing nothing else you are such a stan lambert
He's that one big black guy who's full name is Stanley he's also weigh around or more then 300lbs and/or is at least 6'2" they also tend to play sports
Guy 1: who's that big night over there
Guy 2: Stanley
Guy 1: naw his new name is Big Stan
A law abiding citizen that pays his taxes, follows road safety laws and and runs a absolutely honest tourist attraction called The Mystery Shack he also does not steal radioactive acid from the US government nor does he commit crimes like Pug trafficking, Shoplifting or trespassing, he also is a completely honest person who has never scammed a single person in his life neither is he aware of the 7th dimensional triangle dream demon Dorito named Bill Cipher.
Mabel: Grunkle Stan! The cops are here again!
Stan: Not again! Now which one of these tiles is the trapdoor?
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most of the time they're scary as fuck. some of the time they're also saiouma stans (which makes them twice as scary). probably lie a lot and have trust issues with literally anyone. they think they act like kokichi but they're actually mostly just annoying, plus they unironically say "nishishi" sometimes with makes everyone around them die. they pretend that being annoying is cute and funny and they love doing it but they probably just feel insecure about themselves and so lonely. also, there's a chance that they're gay as fuck, just like kokichi. some of them call kokichi "gay uwu shy panta boy" which is very cringe because he's not like that.
almost every kokichi stan i meet is annoying
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They will be rude to you if you do not like the dream smp and will send non stop death threats.
Dream stan: Dream is the bes UwU notice me senpai dream
Normal person: Dream is not the best minecraft youtuber
Dream stan: Your an imposter UwU wait until my roblox bf hears about you complaining about dream.
Normal person: It's just an opinion
Dream stan: "proceeds to be sexually atracted to a homeless green boi that makes overpriced mearch and does nothing to stop this bad stans" My bf will beat you he is 12 and wil win against you on roblox adopt me.
Normal person:"causally walks away like a sane human bieng.
Dream stan: "wierd dreamsexualsatn noices and drewling+some growl"
Dream stans are kinda wierd and stupid.
Someone who spends thier whole life watching dream, probably says UWU a lot
"Yeah, she's a dream stan"
The reason why God left us
random dude : yo dream cheated in his speedrun smh
random dream stans 5000 mils away : so you have chosen death.