sub-story

When you know that your ex or a someone of interest is viewing your snap story, so you tailor the story to evoke a type of response or especially a big "fuck you" to this person. The sub-story can work in many cases, including but not limited to: desiring a "fuck you" message, a "you wish you were here" message, a "i'm banging hotter chicks now" message or even an "i miss you" message if one is actually feeling that sentimental.

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"I know that Jamie is still viewing my snap story, so I'll sub-story her a picture of me and a smoking hot babe just as a big 'fuck you'"
"What the actual fuck, Laura is still viewing my snap story after she said she didn't want to go on a date, so I'll make a sub-story demonstrating how much of a thot i think she is."
" Brooke won't reply to my texts so i'll just make any snap a sub-story and see if she views it to determine if she's ignoring me or not"

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italian meatball sub

When a guy and a girl that hasn't taken a shower in hella long (and their HELLA greasy!!!) and their having sex. Then the girl has a period during sex and the guy puts his balls in her period blood looking like a meatball sub w/ extra sauce!!!

Man, last night I had a Italian Meatball Sub and it was awesome!!

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Sub 5 miler

A person who can run a mile under 5 minutes (usually referring to on a track). This person, if male, is pretty cool. However, if a girl can run sub 5 for a mile then they are basically the coolest person in the world. Imagine maintaining one minute and 14 seconds in the blistering sun for four freakin laps around a boring, oval track. Yeah, we are just THAT cool.

Dude, that sub 5 miler is a boss! Yeah, and her Nike Zoom Victories are sick!!!!!

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Sub-conscious Burger

A burger that comes on a sub roll

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sub-conscious Burger, you should try it!"

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Sub Pop Psychology

The brand of pseudo-intellectualism associated with the slacker lifestyle.

- "Dude, why are you gettin' high all the time? You need to get a job!"

- "It helps me be apply for jobs! Every time I finish an application I rip some mad bowls, thus creating an association between successfully hunting for employment and the pleasures of the ganj!"

- "Dude, that's such Sub Pop Psychology."

Sub-Animated State

A substitution to Physicians calling humans "Vegetables" when they are in a coma or unresponsive and saying that they are in a "Vegetative State". Humans are animals and not plants.

The patient has been in a sub-animated state for several weeks. He/she is sub-animate or a sub-animate. The term replaces the uncouth statement that he/she is a vegetable. He or she is in a vegetative state.

New York Sub

To put the bottom half of your dick in a woman's vagina with either, cum, vaginal juice, or condiments

"Hey bro, did you fuck Stephanie?"
"Yeah bro I gave her the New York Sub."