Clunge on toast

A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.

Alex: Did you give her some last night?
Matt: Nah mate, I don't like clunge on toast.

Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.

Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!

lint toast

The act of 2 or more males gathering naked in a circle. Placing bread/toast in the middle. The male participants must then begin to pleasure themselves until the point of ejaculation. Once the final participant has ejaculated on the bread/toast. He must then eat the bread/toast.

I'm always in the mood for a game of lint toast. Only if I'm not the last guy to ejaculate.

beans and toast

When you vomit upon your and your partner's genitals during intercourse.

He performed the old "beans and toast" with her last night and then needed a towel.

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Avocado Toast

This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.

First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.

Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.

Greg: What?...

Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.

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tight as toast

close buddies, best pals, etc. Like "two peas in a pod" or some other random tree-hugging crap like that.

Bob and Sara have been a couple forever. It seems like for as long as I can remember, they've been tight as toast.

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French Toasted

When a person puts french toast on your phone when playing clash royal and place 2 cards. Then get analed

Oh you fucking french toasted I lost the game

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