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When you're forcefully making out with someone and regular french-kissing just isn't kinky enough. Attempting to pin opponent's tongue for three seconds or more. Victor proclaims the most powerful tongue in the land, and after he/she is permitted to do a lil dancey dance while exclaiming "Huzzah!".
Zack: "Hey Charlie, I heard you were talking mad shit tonight. You think you wanna settle the score with a tongue-wrestling match?"
Charlie: "Hell yeah, huzzah bitch. I'm ready."
*Zack and Charlie leave the room and passionately tongue-wrestle*
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When u eat a girls ass, you may expirience a nasty taste on your tongue.
those girls in brazil love when guys eat there ass.
Yea, i know... They get that great taste of bung tongue!!!
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the result of eating out a person with blue waffle.
ew this one chick had blue waffle now i got blue tongue.. gross. but i work it.
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When a tongue gets caught whilst giving a girl cunnilingus because she squeezes hard.
Patrick's tongue s hurting after a painful, wet tongue sandwich with his girl.
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Silver tongued:
Someone who has a way with words!
Although he's a total liar, Barack Obama is a silver tongued bastard.
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A slang term for a man's penis. This is normally accompanied by a pair of testicles.
Justin: Man, I think I have an STD on my wang.
Tyler: Have a canker sore on your butt tongue, huh? That sucks.
Justin: Butt tongue?
Tyler: Didn't you listen in anatomy class? Your wang is the tongue of your butt. Thus butt tongue.
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when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination
"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"
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