Too much sauce

"Too much sauce" is a myth. There is never too much sauce.

If you have too much sauce. You don't have the sauce at all. You have the juice my friend!

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Too Legit to Quit

1) An MC Hammer song made in 1991
2) One of the many hilarious quotes from the 2007 movie HOTROD. Where Rod Kimble explains how he was once legit, almost to legit to quit.

I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

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That's too much. Bob!

Exclamation made when price of something is considered too costly for its value.

Originates from the TV Game Show Price is Right, hosted by Bob Barker.

Players will shout "That's too much!" or "That's too much. Bob!" when they have seen a price that is higher than the actual price of the car.

Synonyms: "I can't afford it.", "I would never pay that much.", "I am broke-ass", "I never pay retail."

Adam: How much is that Ferrari Enzo?
Bob: 1 Million Dolars.
Adam:That's too much. Bob!

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Adam: How much is that Whopper Jr?
Bob: 1 Dollar.
Adam: That's too much. Bob!

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I'm too sexy

Early 90's song by right said Fred. Very funny to dance to, even if you aren't female or gay.

I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.

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play too much

You mess around a lot. Everything is a joke to you.

Boy: *tries to pants girl*
Girl: Stop! You play too much!

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Too Faster Stripes

Similar to the typically viewed go faster stripes, too faster stripes are apparant on vehicles of safe speedsters, where the stripe is only visable on the bonet of the car and does not exceed past the owners "speed limit needs" through taking a full go faster stripe.

Guy1: Dewd i want some go faster stripes on my car!

Technician: Ok!

technician finishes stripes on bonet and moves onto doing the roof...

Guy1: NOOO! STOP! IT'LL GO TOOOO FAST! DUN WANT IT TOO GO TO FAST!!!

thus the too faster stripes are born.

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fuck you too!

a severe mortal blow to a retreating opponent. used in the final stages of an argument and is the best and only known counter to hey fuck you! this comeback verbally destroys the opposition and gives your opponent the option to walk away or waive that option by declaring a physical war and opening with a shove.

Todd: hey, fuck you! Eddie: fuck you too! .... (brief silence and Todd walks away) yeah, that's what I thought. pussy!

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