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Sabre-Toothed Cougar

A pathetically old cougar; a woman way too old to be out on the prowl.

Did you see how old the woman Rick went home with was? Fuck, I swear, she was a sabre-toothed cougar!!!

by Mortimer Overhill October 18, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cupids Tooth paste

Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.

Man, I just shot some of cupids tooth paste all over her face and mouth!

by Cam Brady October 10, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tooth Paste Officer

An officer who pulls people over and puts toothpaste on his dick. usually gets blowjobs by doing that.

I blew the Tooth Paste Officer today

by Daft guy March 2, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


weiner-tooth tiger

A tiger with penises as teeth

"You should be careful in the woods, I heard there is a weiner-tooth tiger on the prowl"

by glenn davis May 17, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Saber-Tooth-Brush

A prison shank made from a tempered plastic tooth-brush. It resembles the tooth of a saber-toothed-tiger.

"Cause of death?"
"Repeated stab wounds from a saber-tooth-brush to the lumbar region."

by Mr. Ford December 8, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Dirty Tooth Fairy

The act of defecating into the pillow sheet of another person, due to extreme aggression, hostility, rage, or an attempt at a very funny practical joke.

Ryan snuck into Tyler's room and gave him the dirty tooth fairy.

by dagr8cornholio48 September 8, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Saber tooth tiger

A woman older than 80 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A Saber tooth tiger is older than the puma, cougar, lioness, and jaguar.

" Lookout bra your lionesses looking more like a saber tooth tiger"

by CatIsLegend May 19, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž