someone who comes into your life and immediately wrecks everything in their wake
I met a guy at a bar last night and then he stole my wallet and my girlfriend, he is a classic tornado-person.
A German phrase for the fastest way to drink a beer. It is a main part of German culture. To do it you need to lean your head back and rotate the bottle while the beer is flowing into your mouth.
Take a beer. You need to ignite the Tornado.
IGNITE THE TORNADOOO!!!
When a man is complimenting the tightness of the vagina, and begins wiggling it around inside for emphases
"He gave her a tight tornado"
a sexual act in which you masturbate covered by a blanket or sheet and at the point of ejaculation you move your dick in a helicopter motion
tyler: I was masturbating to savannas snapchat,and I accidentally did an undercover tornado.
josh: you better get that shit cleaned up before your mom finds it
The Golden Tornado is when a woman is placed onto a spinning bar stool while a group of drunk Germans piss on her until she is soaked.
She always thought The Golden Tornado was a movie. Boy was she wrong! That chair was spinning so fast , the piss was everywhere!
A tornado wedgie occurs when you quickly roll over in bed while wearing pajama pants. The motion causes your PJ pants to completely twist around your legs and eventually into your crack. This type of wedgie is very uncomfortable and cannot simply be picked out, you must undo the tornado wedgie by quickly rolling over in the opposite direction.
Funky: Hey baby, how about a kiss...AHHHHGGH!
Foxy: What's wrong stud muffin?
Funky: Tornado wedgie!!!
A woman that lives in tornado alley. She loves posting pics of tornado damage on social media
She normally smoked 100’s has bleached hair, dark roots, and fake lashes.
Judys quite the tornado bunny have you seen her posts today.