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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.

Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.

by trumpblows April 24, 2022


Road Trigger

A person who uses their horn to bring attention to another driver that they are demonstrating unsafe maneuvers while operating their vehicle.

On the way to work I avoided an accident by performing road triggers to other drivers not paying attention.

by Funsizer July 21, 2024


Triggers Broom

An object that has had a lot of parts replaced or repaired; it’s in reference to a scene from the 1996 episode sitcom Only Fools and Horses, Heroes and Villains, where the character Trigger talks about how when he worked as Road sweeper he used the same broom for 20 years, and how it has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles

I’ve had to have another new part put in my car, it’s like triggers broom now

by Mister Mango Man September 19, 2023


Trigger whoring

To tape down the left trigger on a PS4 (or Xbox) controller, so that one may be able to aim down sight without utilizing one’s left hand. Therefore, said hand is open and able to transport donuts from their resting place the player’s double chin, into the player’s salivating slit. (Commonly used in Call of Duty)

This fat ass trigger whoring pussy bitch better at least share his donuts when this match is over.

by Urmomspseudonym February 4, 2018


Trigger Jelly

Also known as the Prostate it is a gland surrounding the neck of the bladder in male mammals and releasing prostatic fluid

Man 1: yo I got my trigger jelly checked yesterday. All clear!

by K33P3R March 29, 2021


ass trigger

That which turns one into a total ass, seemingly out of nowhere.

"That guy? Don't buy him shots of whiskey, that's his ass trigger."

by AssTrigger July 9, 2017


trigger nigga

a individual who uses trigger words to another individual to get them say something they shouldn't say

gary : says hey look over there they are flipping you off....

melody: says you mean they are flipping me the bird...you trigger nigga..

by falcon2267:) June 23, 2022