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It is pretty much the same thing as cock-blocking, just on the opposite side of the spectrum. It's for the ladies!
I'm getting some sexually tonight. Last night Jamie was twat-blocking all night!
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Anyone who "twitters".
This type of individual firmly believes that their mundane thoughts are actually interesting or relevant to those they twitter to. This person wastes time telling others how they are wasting time.
Bill: "Dude, I just got a twitter from Hank telling me he's scoping out some hot women at a club in Reno."
Ted: "He's such a twitter-twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a twitter account? You're a twitter-twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"
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An insult used to describe someone who has just done something particularly stupid. It comes from the markings left behind in a womans underwear following some desrciption of vaginal discharge.
Jim: Oh dear, I have appeared to drop my pen.
Bob: God Jim, you're such a twat stain.
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The chunky smelly fishy gagging rot that collects inside the vagina. As it becomes overfilled, it forces its way out, forming matter referred to as twat poop.
That skanky girls twat poop smelled so bad from ten feet away that I wanted to gag.
That women had flies buzzing around her crotch. She must be pooping twat poop.
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A sexual position often observed in lesbian porn, in which two women, bare from the waist down, repeatedly slam their crotches together in order to obtain sexual gratification.
Well, they're done using The Gemini on each other, so the twat boxing scene must be next.
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One who obilterate's a females twat so it is unrecognizable
It looks like her pussy got hit by a train. Your a damn twat butcher.
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When a woman becomes lazy and doesn't shave, wash or take proper care of her vagina
I pulled down her pants and bammm, she had a slack twat
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