What someone says when you aren’t the type of person they’re looking for.
If you’re sad because someone said that to you, just remember it could’ve been worse.
I’m sure you’re the type some cute people want out there.
“Sorry, but you’re not my type, my dude.”
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David Typing Syndrome, also known as "DTS". The David Typing Syndrome causes your fingers to go and move on their own. Causing sometimes incomprehensible sentences and phrases.
Matthew: “dio iuwab ton psyd vskrinst".
David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".
Rapidly typing words on a keyboard. It almost sounds like a rain falling its so fast, and so many inputs.
She's typing up a storm over there! Must be a lengthy e-mail.
When you eat Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large from Baskin-Robbins
Dman: Hey i would like one Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large please and thank you.
Worker: Ok but you will probably get Type 10 diabetes
Dman: Oh thats ok i already have it
A rare type of blood - the very first one mankind had - so the one the cavemen had in them.
It's also the blood anyone can have put into there system in emergency.
Crisis - there's a carcrash posse in A&E - anyone got any Type O Negative
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It doesnt break the internet or ends the world. All it does is give Tim Allan Herpes.
Me: I'm typing google into google, Tim Allen is gonna have herpes.
Tim Allen: Dangit...hrugh hrugh hrugh
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a phrase used to describe sexual needs, disgust, or even happiness. usually a feeling that is so heightened it elicits confusion and raw emotion.
sexual: i haven't seen my man in 3 weeks.. i'm feelin some type of way
disgust: that bitch just pissed me the hell off.. i'm feelin some type of way
happiness: i just got my refund check - i'm feelin some type of way.. wanna go shoppin?
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