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aka. U.F.F.
The face where the lower jaw protrudes past the upper jaw and the eyebrows furrow into a particularly ugly line; usually used when in extreme distress. May also be natural face of ultimately unattractive people. Especially found on people who think that they are better than everyone else.
(1) Whenever my dad gets upset with me, he gets the Ultimate Fug Face.
(2) Wow, did you see that girl? she had a permanent U.F.F. I wonder what pissed her off today. Probably her face is just like that naturally.
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To tell one of your friends to try and do the hardest sit up. Place a towel over there eyes and hold it tight to the ground. While there struggling to get up have another person pull down there pants exposing there ass. The ass will be over the person doing the sit-up's face. Pull the towel away and the sit-up persons face should shoot up straight into the buthole of the person.
Imm finna call Jerry up and have him do the ultimate sit-up. Make sure you dont whipe your ass.
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My girlfriend is an ultimate sex goddess.
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The act of 2 Caucasian males taking home a girl and 1 male treating her to rough sex whilst the other male watches and masturbates whilst playing FIFA 2010 simultaneously. After both males have ejaculated (adds to the drama if this can be at the same time but doesn’t have to be) they each wipe a dollop of semen on the girls forehead (it is advised the male treating the girl to rough sex pull out and blow on the girls stomach for ease of grasping a dollop). Once this process is complete both males will start acting like they are in a Snoop Dogg film clip.
Man last night was awesome, John and I picked up this pissed slapper at the Reepham took her home and I gave her the roughest sex ever. Smacked her head into the surround sound system and stuck zooper doopers up her arse. The whole time John was watching whilst tugging his wood and playing FIFA 2010 (Barcelona Vs Real Madrid on expert). We eventually ejaculated at the same time and both placed dollops of spunk on her forehead. Straight after this we put on the up in smoke tour and rapped along whilst smoking blunts and drinking 40’s (sidenote, they were actually VB longnecks). It was an Ultimate Power Bizzle.
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the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.
"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."
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When a woman performs fellatio and during the process bites your member off.
"Oh, man, i was driving home last night with Shelly and crashed into the car in front of me. She was giving me head at the time, so you can imagine. It was the ultimate Blow job"
"That sucks, B."
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Normally run by a scuba diver named champ bailey who tends to be a pro at it. He usually minipulates the defense and makes it very bad. For the offense there is John Elway😬 he is a scary quarterback and u would never want to meet a man as fricky as him! Overall the madden squad can be described in 2 words SCUBA DIVERS and you would never want to play with them for the sake of your life. Don’t come near them!
Scuba Squad, more like Nathan’s Ultimate Team
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