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When the man fucks the woman's anus and tears it
That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines
When the man has anal sex with a woman and tears her anus
That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines
1. A person who was born in November, therefore conceived in February.
2. The reason why there are so many November birthdays.
Hey isn’t your birthday in November? You’re a Valentine’s Day baby, hahaha!!!
"Valentine Akoji is the best shinobi in gaia."
"I just got wiped by Valentine Akoji, aw shucks I forgot he was the best shinobi in gaia."
If Valentines day falls on a weekend, your partner has to spend the whole weekend with you, because then the whole weekend is seen as a big Valentines day.
Tom: Yo babe, what are we gonna do on Valentines Weekend?
Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.
Valentin is a guy who would 100% be friends with someone who is named Alex. Valentin is actually quite funny so if you have a friend that is named Valentin then keep them hoe, anyways yea they are pretty nice and just so fucking funny like god damn chill imma evaporate😟 anyways be nice to them cause they go through shit and they are so fucking nice
“Damn your name is Valentin?”
“Yea”
“Besties now”