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A lesbian who will eat a girl out on her period.
Lisa: I ate my girl friend out last night, even though she was on her period.
Sam: AH! You lesbian vampire! Sick!
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A chick u dont wanna ever see in the daylight, but u do wanna bang in the dark.
Man my vampire bitch is ugly as shit, but god can she fuck!
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An individual who only drink the juice of reddish/ purple fruits and vegetables.
god damn! Im sick of these Plum Juice commercials..they only appeal to the vegetarian vampire audience!!...
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if a vampire and a wolf had a baby together. their baby would be a vampire wolf. they would probaly name it riley.
Vampire: Lets have sex
Wolf: ok
9 months later
Vampire: Oooh i had a vampire wolf baby
Wolf: lets name it riley
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A beard that only shows itself at night, or on rainy days.
They are commonly found on women.
It is closely related to the five-o'-clock shadow.
"You have a beard?"
"Yeah. It only comes out at night."
"You mean like a vampire beard?"
"Yes, exactly."
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Gay Vampire aka Playboi Carti, THE BEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME AND IF YOU SAY NO, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
playboicartifan.com: I LOVE GAY VAMPIRE!!!
playboicartihater.com: Who the fuck is "Gay Vampire"?
playboicartifan.com: He's Playboi Carti, the best rapper of all times.
playboicartihater.com: CARTI IS SO SHIT!!! HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO THAT GAY FUCK!!!
playboicartifan.com: Calls his 2 best friends and jump playboicartihater.com
playboicartihater.com: YOU'RE A FUCKING WASTE A SPERM JUST LIKE PLAYBOI CARTI YOU PETTY CUNT!!!
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Anally penetrating a woman so hard that she bleeds out of her anus and then you proceed to suck and drink the anus blood.
Dude 1 "Yo guess what I did last night."
Dude 2 "What?"
Dude 1 "I gave your sister a rusty vampire."
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