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Bethesda was like “Kay we need a spin-off for fallout because fallout 4 won’t come for another 5 years” they called up the mofos at obsidian and were all “what’s up”
One year. One y e a r.
This masterpiece only took a year
Okay so basically you are a mailboy and you get shot in the head by the slickest slicker around named Benny, a doctor fixes you up and instead of shrugging it off, it is now your life goal to get back at Benny. On god I think the courier suffered brain damage when he got shot in the head because if you play this the fun way, you are blasting through enemies using mini nuclear weapons in close combat just to sleep in a fucking bed, the courier walks the entire god damn Mojave desert just to shoot Benny, and when he does the game really opens up. I won’t spoil any more though.
Basically FNV is proof that any game that takes place in the west is a masterpiece
“That’s Vegas baby”
The Russian badger talking about Fallout: new Vegas
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A sink full of water and ice purposely used for curing common results of a prior nocturnal hardship. ie a wild night in Las Vegas.
A Las Vegas Facelift cosists of:
Water
Crushed Ice (Usually found in hotel Ice Dispensors, although any Ice will do.)
Large Hotel Towe
Direction:
Insert face into sink for 1 - 5 times, if possible open your eyes--this is for the experienced, do at your own discretion.
Remember to take deep relaxing reaths between each submersion.
Dry off.
This proceedure usually cures the common hangover, red eyes, sleepiness (from and 3-10 hour rest.), and removes dirt from your face.
Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally forgot about work, and I seriously had to wake up or miss my meeting.
Why don't you use the Las Vegas Facelift next time?
I should of huh? Then maybe my boss wouldn't of noticed the red eyes I had all day.
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someone with huge huge, just huge teeth.often resembling a beaver. commonly sung in the "vever las vegas" tune directly at the human with the fuck off huge teeth.
"beaver las vegas"
"fuck look at the teeth on that vever las vegas man"
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A wonderful city, that people on this site would never understand because they are too hurting to have any actual fun.
Vegas is great, pussy and money all the time!
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The act of shiting in a rollaway bed and leaving it for housekeeping to find
Dude I left a Vegas Hot Pocket in my hotel room
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A complex sex act. Foreplay involves one partner eating a roll of coins. They then engage in anal sex until the male feel the coins against his penis. He then yells "Jackpot!" as he ejaculates. The goal is to have the coins fall out of the anus as he pulls out.
Johann: How was it last night?
Garrett: Man, it was crazy! I won the Las Vegas Jackpot!
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A fake marriage involving two gay men.
They went against the morals of the community, and went to break vegas.
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