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Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.
When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.
Waking up and masturbating using open porn tabs from the night before.
I found some tabs open with porn. Did you wake n' shake?
Yes...
A dumb mutt who isnt aware of his fuckery in a given situation
The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.
*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."
Homestuck Flash which shows:
Bec Noir Kills Dream Nepeta and Dream Feferi while destroying derse.
Aradia becomes god tier and time stops him.
Vriska becomes god tier and bullies Tavros before stabbing him and pushing him off a cliff.
Person 1: Did you see the new Homestuck Flash?
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: S Wake.
Person 2: Is it confusing?
Person 1: You’re damn right, it is.
When a Jamaican man breaks into your house and puts his dick on your cheek, and as you awake the man busts a nut in your mouth.
Sarah told me that yesterday she got a special Jamaican Waking.