Walmart game is a game where you go in a Walmart and buy the three creepiest items you can find.
Let's go play the Walmart game
A land of hopelessness and crackheads in Foley Alabama, so sketchy even Walt and Jessie wouldn’t sell their meth in it’s parking lot.
Person 1: “hey, did you go to Foley Walmart to get our groceries?”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”
Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me
Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-
Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures
person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?
a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.
that lady taking iggy for a walk in the parking lot sure looks like a walmart milf.
the most passive aggressive person ever. also the worst ever and so mean. also very rich for some random reason
omg look at harnoot walmart
she’s so weird
A 2018 meme that started with a boy yodeling to a song in Walmart.
Friend 1: Did you see the new yodeling walmart kid meme?
Friend 2: DooOoooOOoOoOooo