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Your wank tanks are your testicles or balls. where your cum is stored.
K.B. :i need to go unload my wank tank
L.W.: Niceeee!!!
or.....
i need to let my wank tanks start shooting
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An official, or other duly appointed person, who presides over masturbatory activities in the interests of health and safety. Wank Marshals are properly trained and equipped to ensure safe practice and generally offer a rapid response, aiming to be on-site within 15 minutes. “Assisted relief” is also offered by some marshals for an additional fee.
I think I’ll bash one off... better call a Wank Marshal.
I almost killed myself during an asphy-wank, were it not for the helpful intervention of Sev the Wank Marshal.
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A common line used by whores when the jon can not shoot his load while hitting the pussy this is usually due to having whisky dick, in order to shoot your load u must wank on the chick to nut on her usually in the whores mouth or tits whilst the whore encourages u to blow your load by shouting aww wank on me wank on me!!!
I had whisky dick last nite after drinking to much i couldn't pick up so i ordered a whore to get my rocks off but needed her to shout aww wank on me so i could bust a nut.
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When you stand at the platform masturbating, whilst using endurance to hold the orgasm until a train comes. As the train approaches, simultaneously ejaculate at the window as it goes past. - NOTE: This may be slightly dangerous if you are not an experienced train wanker.
Every weekend I like to stand at the station and furiously train wank.
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Masturbation of the male by using the females pendulous breasts to bring him to climax. Also known as 'tit wank'. For added effect soap up the breasts and get her to push them together. Baby oil also useful.
The dusky, full breasted maiden was indeed a dab hand at the old spanish wank.
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Beating/jacking/whacking/jerking off while high on marijuana.
I just had a great weed wank bro. Felt good man.
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Oh shit dudes,
I found this video through random wank mining efforts and put it up here 'cause I figured you guys would have a laugh. It had nothing to do with Meg White when I found it.
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