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A common line used by whores when the jon can not shoot his load while hitting the pussy this is usually due to having whisky dick, in order to shoot your load u must wank on the chick to nut on her usually in the whores mouth or tits whilst the whore encourages u to blow your load by shouting aww wank on me wank on me!!!
I had whisky dick last nite after drinking to much i couldn't pick up so i ordered a whore to get my rocks off but needed her to shout aww wank on me so i could bust a nut.
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When you stand at the platform masturbating, whilst using endurance to hold the orgasm until a train comes. As the train approaches, simultaneously ejaculate at the window as it goes past. - NOTE: This may be slightly dangerous if you are not an experienced train wanker.
Every weekend I like to stand at the station and furiously train wank.
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Masturbation of the male by using the females pendulous breasts to bring him to climax. Also known as 'tit wank'. For added effect soap up the breasts and get her to push them together. Baby oil also useful.
The dusky, full breasted maiden was indeed a dab hand at the old spanish wank.
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When a person is having a wank and their crotch and hands are all covered in their own shit.
"I was having a really good wank last night, and then I shit the bed. I thought about stopping but I just carried on and had a shitty wank instead"
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Oh shit dudes,
I found this video through random wank mining efforts and put it up here 'cause I figured you guys would have a laugh. It had nothing to do with Meg White when I found it.
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When a girl reaches down your jeans and starts pulling you off!
Did you fuck that girl last night?
No, just got a 'pant wank'
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Water wank is when an individual of either sex masturbates in water during a bath/shower.
Liam-"Jack what took you so long in the bath?"
Jack-"Oh sorry, I was just having a water wank."
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