Random
Source Code
Random
Expression used when someone is complaining about something that was bound to happen.
Person 1: Aw man, I broke the screen of my ICrap
Person 2: What do you want? They make millimeter thick screens just for idiots like you to buy their shit over and over again!
6👍 2👎
This statement is used to describe the type of guy that always thinks girls like them or want to take a relationship to the next level. Often times the guy has very Narcissistic tendencies and has an over inflated opinion of them selves. Often used in school cultures that have a high machismo aspect and the guys can't imagine that a girl couldn't like them.
Often times the statement follows when a girl acts normal but the guy takes it as a major romantic interest.
Occasionally the guy is correct but the lack of humbleness shows his character to be very egocentric.
Jo went up to Monica and she was talking about class work. She looked at him and Jo took that look to mean that he was so attractive that he immediately thought that "She wants Me bro. Jo then turned to all his friends and told them she wants me bro.
6👍 3👎
If you hear this from circus baby, you’re fucked. You will die
-Want to see the scooping room? (Circus baby, fnaf sister location)
A person says this typically in two cases:
1) when the person finds you cringe
2) when the literally want to meet god
I want to commit die so I would not hear this cringe
to chug, quickly drink, mountain dew, through your butthole through a cafeter like object
Hey you want to butt chug a dewie
No thanks kieran
A very good ice breaker, shit stopper or when you feel like being random.
Buddha: want to fuck my ass!?
GINGER : WTF!!
ramdom chick: fuck yeah!
IDK how to help you. maybe try eating 2 meals a day and/or smaller meals. Try laying in you bed with several big and heavy books on your stomach. Jumping on a trampoline, swimming, running etc.
(Thinking to my self) I don't want to be fat. Maybe I should try the tips above ^
. |