Best Week Ever

The most hilarious show ever created where comedians and funny people from the internet talk about things that happened during the week. Can be seen on the weekends on VH1.

I heard that joke about the Olsen Twins on Best Week Ever.

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Two week method

Technique for winning over a girl. After establishing to the girl that you care about her and want her, you ignore her at all cost for 2 weeks. After 2 weeks, text her “I miss you.”

Guy 1: bro, this girls playing hard to get, what should I do?
Guy 2: Hit her with the two week method, the tension will make her want you more.

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shark week

The week of a woman's period, when all she is doing is chumming for sharks

During shark week Joanna was a total bitch

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Two week list

A two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. Therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.

It's basically a bucket list of murder.

That's it! I'm putting you on my two week list. You better hope I don't get sick!

Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.

I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.

'bout a week ago

A famous line by Bobby Shmurda in his song Hot Nigga. When you hear this line near the end of the song, it is an absolute MUST to do the shmoney dance.

Bitch caught a body 'bout a week ago *black folks start to dance*

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First Week Blues

N.- The state of confusion/depression that arises during your first week at a new job. You don't know how to do anything yet, you don't know anyone and it is awwkwarrrrd and depressing...

Joanie-
"What's wrong Renee? I thought you landed your dream job."

Renee-
"I did, I just started yesterday. I don't want to go back, I think I may have the first week blues..."