my wiggling wiener and petite balls are shriveling to pieces.
pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.
Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.
I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.
A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.
To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.
A guy who has a LOOOOOOOONG peen. His peen is 6,61346353153531534318686169431453153834881698614212555816859194154345272188515846193438318483138318379648834257251535315341969831342423153464937818683172524135481688318678643715231534836848648753453752721576496335415646943721828549674557896475214531353475868335488317 meters long.
Someone: Big wiener sami, you slapped my with that long dick!
Big wiener sami: Ohhh sorry.
Getting fucked up the asshole while watching baseball
"Yo I gave her the ball park wiener "
When a girl impresses a guy so much she wins his wiener
Girl:*does insert something impressive*
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?