ps3 vs wii

1. A rather hilarious commercial for the Nintendo Wii, mocking the previous Mac vs. pc Commercials. Just google it, dude. It's funny.
2. A comparison that the Wii obviously wins.
3. Any similar comparison.

1. Wii Girl: I like gokarts!
Ps3 Girl: I like WWII combat and my vibration function is turned off!
2. Ps3 Vs Wii? Come on, did you seriously buy that $600 piece of shit?
3. Bee Arthur hotter than Pam Anderson? Come on, that's Ps3 Vs Wii.

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That's what Wii said

The extreme use of "that's what she said" jokes while playing Wii golf.

Sam- "You hit it too hard."

Me- "That's what she said!"

Danica- "Lol, you missed the hole."

Jordan- "That's what she said!"

Me- "That's what Wii said!!"

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Wii hardcore fallacy

The grievance of the Wii having no "hardcore" video games while concurrently complaining about such games being published for the Wii.

"People complain about the Wii not having any hardcore games, then complain when a good hardcore game comes out for it. Just another example of the Wii hardcore fallacy."

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Wii Punished

To not be allowed to do anything that is good for you, but still be allowed to do bad things.
You get yelled at for doing nothing and have to do homework even if you don't have any.

Symptoms include talking like a depressed person and saying you want to spend time with people you never hang out with.

You may also get yelled at for driving more than 15 seconds away from your house or going to a friend's house more than once a month and staying out past 4pm.

Person 1: Hey man wanna come over today and play wii?
Person 2: Sorry
Person 1: Dude what happened?
Person 2: I wanna spend time with Dianna and Brodrick cause I never get a chance.
Person 1: Dude, you totally got wii punished.
Person 2: No...
Person 1: You smell like Janathan.

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i need a wii

When you're bored talking to freinds or family and want to do something fun and active... u decide to go on your Nintendo Wii...

Brb, i need a wii

I'm bursting for a wii

Come and wii with me

Hold my Wii controller!!

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Wii-kinson's Disease

Shaking or tremoring of the hand commonly experienced when one cannot get his or her Wii pointer correctly positioned on the TV screen.

She developed Wii-kinson's Disease while trying to select "Cow Racing" from the Wii Home menu.

Wii sports olympics

Wii sports, in the olympics. It's very real.

Wow, did you see the wii sports olympics last night? It's so definitely real!