willy juice

spunk, semen, jizz, goober - obvious, innit?

get willy juice in your girl's minge and she'll get pregnant, innit

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willy washer

Someone who cleans willy's by oral suction.

Those Willy Washers get some amount of pay for a days job.

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willy pop

to hit someone in their nuts

I willy popped Shane so hard he puked.

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Filly Willy

The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.

Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!

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Willie's Belly

When you have the worst diarrhea of your life and should not be further than 4 seconds from a toilet. This mainly happens after eating at Willies's Grill and Ice House, but can happen at any eating establishment. You will think you have got it all out of your system, but once you stand up from the toilet, your stomach tells you its time to go again.

Boy 1: Hey let's go eat at Willie's
Boy 2: Nah man that gives me Willie's belly

willy feind

one hipster individual that feels the need deceivingly steel ones fellow hipsters penis

Harvey: wheres my penis gone #yolo
Jeffrey: Gareth took it!
Harvey: Damn! he such a willy feind!

Willy Wancha

When someone willy wancha's. They willy wancha.

Billy: "oh mah gah Karen I willy wancha's."