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Windows Time

An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.

Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?

by Kalisiin January 07, 2011


Overton window

Spectrum/window of what's socially appropriate to talk about and when to do so time wise.

The overton window to talk about capital punishment is almost closed.

by Sexydimma August 06, 2022


window eating

See definition by JackOfStars above. Entry corrected for spelling and punctuation.

If you're so hungry, stop window eating and just grab something!

by JBeez March 30, 2013


window drop

Opening a window by breaking the glass. Most efficient when all the glass falls down with one strike. A good thing when rioting, looting or breaking in.

"Damn! One brick and that window drop."

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014


Windows ME

Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.

Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning

by Michael Lippa December 20, 2005


Window Dick

A person on cod who sits in a window and kills you.

Cod A.I sat in window raping would be classed as a window dick

by me129380 January 06, 2011


window ooglies

The illusions that are seen by a coke or crack head as a result of looking out the window incessantly. This behavior results from paranoia or the feeling that someone might be watching you. Many cocaine users fight this sensation by covering up all their windows with towels and blankets.

Everytime I go past Jimmy's house, I swear I see someone peaking out the side of the blanket that covers that window.

Yea, Jimmy must be watching for the window ooglies. Go pound on his door and scream POLICE!!!

by trotwoodian October 18, 2009