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An operating system that likes to annoy you a lot on other Windows operating systems. It also has a new version of Internet Explorer called Microsoft Edge.
Windows 10 Popup: Your PC is ready for your free upgrade.
Basically everyone: Fuck off!.
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An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.
Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?
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Spectrum/window of what's socially appropriate to talk about and when to do so time wise.
The overton window to talk about capital punishment is almost closed.
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When a woman wears a button up shirt and its tight across her boobs, and the shirt comes open between the buttons.....you can see inside her shirt and see her boobs!!
Christie, thats a tight shirt you have on today, i can actually see a "window to heaven"
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See definition by JackOfStars above. Entry corrected for spelling and punctuation.
If you're so hungry, stop window eating and just grab something!
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Opening a window by breaking the glass. Most efficient when all the glass falls down with one strike. A good thing when rioting, looting or breaking in.
"Damn! One brick and that window drop."
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Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.
Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning
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