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Military officer whose source of commission is the 90-day OCS program. Characterized by feeling inferior to service academy grads. And rightly so.
I told that 90-day wonder that my socks have more time in service than he does.
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A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.
I woke up with morning wood, so I gave myself a Wonder-Bed Cumgasm!
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New defintion; An urbandictionary user who has contributed only one defintion.
Sometimnes, a one hit wonder's definition is just something that flatters thier boyfriend or girlfriend.
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Antibiotics their wonderful pills but don't ever think they'll cure all of your ills,
got the cold?
got the flu?
feeling under the weather?
that's just a virus, We can't make that better!
take us for the wrong thing...
That's dangerous to do!
cuz when you really need us we can stop working for you,
so please don't end up paying the price!
always take ur doctor's advice!
antibiotics are wonderful pills take them, please z
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When you date an ugly chick but she is so ugly that after dating you can't remember why you dated her. You lose your innocence because you were that blind.
Ugly Chick dates guy who is totally innocence because he has Stevie Wonder Syndrome.. You will wish you never got Stevie Wonder Syndrome
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1. M&Ms
2. The Clitoris
3. Scroll Lock
4. Freedom Fries
5. Blue Screen of Death
6. Homer Simpson
7. This List
Man, Freedom Fries are whimsical! Are they one of the 7 Wonders of the World?
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A douche who only has one ball. This insult is usually shouted out in his general direction whenever he's around or whenever someone is talking about him behind his back.
"Hey look, it's Ryan the One Ball Wonder!"
"Are you guys talking about One Ball Wonder?"
Someone:"So, yesterday Ryan showed up at track practice-"
Everyone else there: "ONE BALL WONDER!"
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