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A song by the police about a magical apprentice who eventually surpassed his master.
(Lyrics)
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the scylla and charybidis
Hypnotized by you if I should linger
Staring at the ring around your finger
I have only come here seeking knowledge
Things they wouldnt teach me of in college
I can see the destiny you sold
Turned into a shining band of gold
Ill be wrapped around your finger
Ill be wrapped around your finger
Mephistopheles is not your name
But I know what youre up to just the same
I will listen hard to intuition
And you will see it come to its fruition
Ill be wrapped around your finger
Ill be wrapped around your finger
Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
Vanish in the air youll never find me
I will turn your flesh to alabaster
Then you will find your servant is your master
And youll be wrapped around my finger
Youll be wrapped around your finger
Youll be wrapped around your finger
Sting and The Police performed Wrapped Around your Finger at the Synchronicity concert that was later turned into an amazing DVD.
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This is what happens when you are born. (It's your mom's pussy) Unless you were a c-section birth.
Guy 1: You ever have pussy wrapped around your neck?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: What were ya, an asshole baby?
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A figure of speech used to express the feeling of not wanting ones fun to be ruined by another.
Man A:"Man, did you hear that girl? She called me hot! She wasn't too bad herself..."
Man B:"Dude, that was a guy dressed as a girl..."
Man A:"Don't pop my bubble wrap."
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The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)
Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
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A custom made bra typically worn by a woman whose man is turned on at the sight and smell of bacon!
Tanya showed off her bacon wrapped ta tas for Michael's Birthday
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An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick
So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!
While a man is fucking a woman from behind(doggy style if you will) she reaches between her legs and tickles his nutsac,
Also know as the courtesy reach around
I was hittin it with this broad and she gave me the courtesy wrap around/reach around
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