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Microsoft's Attempt at customer service for their highly acclaimed Xbox and Xbox 360 consoles. It mainly consists of Mexicans, Indians (Like Dirka-Dirka Indians, not Buffalo and Casino Indians), and occasionally the very helpful white guy. But that's if you're lucky. Don't be surprised if you get pissed with your "supporter" and he forwards you to The Head Supervisor. Which in the end is another Shitty-Speaking Mexican or an Indian who's name is Baka-Bakalaka Dirka Mohammed Jihad, or Jose. In the end, shit is either resolved due to a simple fix, or turns into a cluster-fuck of annoyance and frustration with one of the biggest electronic producing companies in the world. Also Known as Microshit. And don't expect them to actually do anything when big problems occur. They'll call you back in a couple of days and say "I am sorry Sir/Ma'am, there is nothing we can do Dirka Dirka Dirka.
Xbox Customer Support Representative- (Cheap Indian Accent) Ello my name is Baka-Bakalaka Dirka Mohammed Jihad, May I get your first and last name?
Xbox Gamer in Distress- Yeah, It's, Get Me Another Fucking Representative or I'll rip that red dot off your forehead.
Xbox Customer Support Representative- Ok sir one moment. I'll forward you to my supervisor, Jose Pablo.
Xbox Gamer in Distress-... Dial Tone ...
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A horrible group of lying Indian misfits. They feast off of your misery, and like to ban you for no reason whatsoever. They also speak in broken English, so next time you call them, ask for a person who speaks English as a native language.
Man 1: I can't sign in to xbox live!!
Man 2: Maybe you should call Xbox Customer Support!
Man 1: No way, I can't take that bullshit any more.
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A girl who regularly goes on Xbox Live to get guys, or rather their attention. This said girl is usually too pathetic and unattractive in real life to get attention from males, so they go on Xbox Live where their sheer voice alone would attract dozens of followers. Xbox Live Whores like to stay in parties or "clans" where there are no other females, allowing her to control and manipulate the males in the group in order to get the attention she craves. Xbox Live Whores like to also go into private chats with one or two members of the group, allowing her to divide the once peaceful brotherhood and force the males in the group to compete over her affection. These girls are usually darker haired or emo, and slightly overweight. Their natural habitat was strictly Halo 3 custom games, but massive communities of Xbox Live Whores have migrated to Call of Duty 4 and Left 4 Dead.
Cupcake Pandemic: Hey J4MINTHESYST3M my bestest friend!
J4MINTHESYST3M: Hey babe whats up?
Combine902: What I thought I was your best friend.
Cupcake Pandemic: I don't know J4MINTHESYST3M has been really nice to me in the past few days so he's my new bff.
Cel3stial: Guys don't fall for her trickery. She's simply an Xbox Live Whore...
J4MINTHESYST3M: Well Combine looks like we're gonna have to fight it out then bitch.
Combine902: Bring it nigga.
Edg3d Sph3re: Dick!
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A person who weighs 300+ pounds, never goes outside, says they smoke weed, and claimed they sleep with your mom.
during a game online: (guy gets killed) I HATE THIS (breaks disc and goes upstairs and begs for his mom to buy another game and gets it).(the guy makes your mom joke)(the other guy likes ps4,so the guy screams at him). This is an example of a Xbox One Fanboy
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When people talk excessively in the lobbies of Xbox Live games.
Dude, can we quit having Xbox Live sex and start the game?!
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When an idiot (usually some 10 year old or 15 year old momma's boy) pretends that he smokes Weed. These are usually an early form of the Xbox LIVE Dick and usually posts 420 all over their bio and says their name is Mary Jane. Thye also makes tons of pot refs in their COD clan tag or Live gamertag. A good way to tell if hes a fake or not is too see if they have a stoned slur. Most people faking stereotype that high people have similar issues to drunks. But you only slur when your wasted.
Xbox live w33d'er: OMG IM SOOOOO STOOOONEEEDDDDD
Me: Wow you must be a douche irl.
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A camera adapter for the XBOX 360 video game console.
Hey man I just got the new XBOX Live Vision camera add-on for my XBOX 360 and I am going to moon people across the world of XBOX Live with this!
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