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The use of this term varies by region.
- NYC + LI: North of the Tappan Zee Bridge.*
- Westchester: North of Westchester.
- Lower Hudson Valley (Rockland, Putnam, etc.): North of Poughkeepsie.
- Albany: North of Albany
* Some people from these areas consider anything North of the Bronx to be upstate. However, (for NYC) they probably have never left their borough, or (for LI) they're jealous because Westchester is essentially a superior version of Nassau County.
All that aside, the technical definition of Upstate New York, as defined by the New York State Department of Tourism, is anything North of southern Dutchess County.
Person from Jericho: "914? So you're from Upstate?"
Person from Scarsdale: "Seriously? I'm closer to Manhattan than you are. Everyone knows that Upstate New York begins above Westchester."
Person from Poughkeepsie: "Hey, I'm not upstate. The Metro-North still reaches me, so that makes me part of the metro area."
Person from Albany: "This is the real upstate."
Person from Buffalo: "I live in Western New York."
Person from Binghamton: "Westchester, is that on Long Island?"
Person from Buffalo: "Chicken Wings."
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Shitty hockey team that can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. They haven't made it to the second round since 1993.
The Islanders have no good players. "Oh shit, watch out for Trent Hunter!"
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a cookie-cutter upstate new york suburb right between lake george and saratoga. walking around campus is like entering an abercrombie and fitch or the american eagle that just opened up in the mall. but a good majority of kids that live around here are smart and many go off to good colleges (or at least harvard on the hill...ACC!). hockey around here is amazing, as is running. football could be a bit better. it's winter here about half of the year. if you're here, go to dango's or otooles for a good time. lots of ice cream places. there's usually a party going on, and almost all the kids around here drink and have done pot at least once. people here like to think that they're differant from the rest, but it's pretty average. don't expect any surprises.
"queensbury, new york? you mean queens?"
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Breasts that are found to be acceptable, or exceptional (especially when in New York, NY). First popularized by famous comedian, Dave Chappelle.
Hey Leah, You have some GREAT NEW YORK BOOBS!
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a place where some of us call home (REALLY home). some of us actually go to school, work and do normal stuff here, not just shop or look at tall buildings all day. tourists r welcome. but the real new yorkers r the real new yorkers, u can tell.
my school is in new york city and when i was coming out, i saw some tourists take pics outside my skool. WHAT???
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A baseball team with annoying hot dogs like Jose Reyes that takes over 1st place late in the season and then gives it up to the Phillies in the last week of the season
The New York Mets blew another lead to the Phillies
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A very brief period of time, presumably considerably less than an Omaha minute.
I'll be there in a New York minute.
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