Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

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National smack your ex girls ass day

National Smack your ex girls ass day. Tickle her

Yooo bro it’s national Smack your ex girls ass day

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June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day"

June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.

GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"

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KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

graid your ass

Threatening a hoe that you will fight them.

I will graid your ass if you keep talking to my man cheese.

swallow your ass

Pick up line

"Bitch, I really want to swallow your ass"

Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot

Support for violence against someone; an indirect threat

Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot (Shot can be replaced by any other form of violence like stabbed, killed, dragged,etc)