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She is a very talented person and loves to dance, she is a very flat person but a great friend they have hard times finding a boyfriend but will get one. They are sometimes a bit whole too
Alyssa N is so funny
the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two males who have slept with one or more of the same women. Usually, said women are thots, badge bunnies , neighborhood trash or from Naylor Georgia,which would group all these as a whole . It's A relational distinction. If you sleep with a girl, then an acquaintance sleeps with her. You are his peter-in-law. The relationship is one way. You would not be his peter-in-law unless you sleep with that girl again *after* him.
I am peter n' laws with everyone
After a long day at work you get a Boston cream donut from timmies then you microwave it stick you dick in it and it after you cum. Perfect sweet and salty combo
Jack N Snack: When you fuck a Boston cream donut then eat it:
Fast-n-furious is a dance move recognized when an individual suddenly skates away hastily - when they are questioned about some action that they took earlier - that in retrospect now appears to have been done too fast-n-furious...
He: Can you believe that the US DOJ approved that guns be provided to foreign drug gangs - that they then used to kill Mexicans and Americans...?
She: No, but I did notice how fast-n-furious the AG left the room when he was asked about it..!
He: Do you think justice will be done to those responsible?
She: Probably depends on how fast-n-furious the folks that run the paper shredders and hard-drive erasers can re-act...
ALF’s Face Resembles Mac ‘n’ Pop
Have you heard about Mac ‘n’ Pop Before?
Brown r y a n is usually an indian cuntbag whos mother is fit but lacks booty. Because of this his sexy ginger classmate bones her every night on a daily basis.
Mum: i hate brown r y a n
Auntie : init no wonder his curry munching father left. Btw u still seeing that james guy?
Mum: yh hes my broski gstar
Btw i hate ryan bryne.
Auntie: y ?
Mum: his face is so gay
the brown r y a n is usually an Indian cunt bag who usually has a rather attractive mother.
because of this, she gets boned by the brown r y a n 's sexy ginger schoolmate on a daily basis.
mum: why tf did we have brown r y a n?
dad: ik we should've took Sandra's back street abortion offer when I could.
dad: leaves forever
mum: calls the sexy ginger schoolmate of brown r y a n