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A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.
Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.
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sandlewood scents mixed with roses and peaches, fill the room with a beautiful and warm ambiance which enriches your life and fufills your happy dreams.
she puts butt her in the air and lets off a beautiful scent...that is mama nat's fart in a jar.
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A terrible insult aimed at the intergrity of a persons ability to hold their own feces.
You are a poop skiddy fart pants
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Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.
DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!
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a fart so loud and messy that it leaves yellow spots on your underwear and sounds a little like a fiddle being played under water.
Dude, what was up with that yellow spotted fiddle fart? it sounded like a back woods prison party.
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When you take your tongue an slap some ones anus
Dont make me come over there and give you a tongue punch in the fart box
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n. Name given to someone who might have farted a dick or two out in thier time. Sometimes referred to as FADO.
To Tara:
Hey Fart a Dick Out, make me some cappuccino!
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