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what a spiny anteater has. I DARE YOU TO LOOK AT IT. See you in the mental hospital pal.
My brother went insane from looking at a four headed penis.
A godlike being who roams Arizona with a 69 inch penis looking for a challenger to the title, who he has not found yet.
Person 1:have you heard of the Arizona penis man? I’ve heard he has a 69 inch meat stick
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes
When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat
HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!
The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.
One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis
The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.
Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is
Me: Penis
Him: Damn, nice block
Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.
"a game released in 2079 the famous penis simulator 2 from the 1978 series penis eater chomp chomp simulator created by girl rapist that released pp simulator 2 pp sim 2 is about where you go around finding materials to create much more cum and urine.Later your cum is too salty and you are forced to blow your brains out like hitler.
"hey my nigga have u heard of penis simulator 2?
"yes very homosexual game"
An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.
K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.
T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.
A day for everyone to appreciate glorious cocks little and small this is a beautiful day of dick celebration
female: hey i appreciate your cock
Male: hey thanks! it is penis appreciation day