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When someone plays with you're balls
Last night Betty gave me a testicle job
a man named ricky who has pink eye and claims he caught it from trinity but in reality he ATE TOO MUCH ASS!!!
oh look it’s rim job ricky again, back from eating ass.
A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -
You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz
Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.
When two very large people orally pleasure one or the others anus in an aggressive way that is destructive to the environment around them due to their sheer size.
Dude 1: Did you hear that big Bill and Bertha totally fucked? I heard he gave her a rim job.
Dude 2: With their size, it was probably more like a pacific rim job!
1. To have your anus stimulated by a vibrator or other electronic device.
2. To get a rim job from a robot or cyborg
Me: that was the best Pacific rim job I ever got!
You: girl, you’ve been single too long.
Me: girl, you need a vibrator.