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the only two keys that are broken on my keyboard
"my n and b keys are broken, so i have to copy and paste them every time they're used in a sentence."
After tackling an another player on the football field and looking down and seeing your erect penis out with turf burn all over it
Ryan got turf n surf after tackling the opposing player
How you wanna make everything prior to The Inspector coming by to look at your place.
I try to always keep things reasonably clean and tidy around my apartment in any case, but this also lessens the burden of making everything "neat ‘n’ sweet" for da monthly quarters-inspection.
Contraction for the word 'and'.
"They finished n' left already."
"Her n' Him are always together!"
"Did you wash the dishes n' clean the sink out?"
When you decide to park your car drunk but you do a better job than being sober.
I needed to do a little drink n park to get in this space outside
Legal substitute for the phrase “Jesus Christ”
Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!
when a homeless guy joins a bank just to get the card he can swipe to get into the 24 hour indoor ATM to sleep inside
guy 1: bruh i jus went into the ENT at midnight and is smelled like whiskey there was a bum in there snoozin.
guy 2: homie did tha bloop n holla