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Getting down on your knees, putting your hands together, and praying to God
Mom: “have you given Jesus a hand job today”
Daughter: “What the fuck”
the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.
Hope you saw those UJDS=uniform jobs dick suckers sent to set you up.
When toes are curled around a person's pubic hairs and their butt hairs then yanked with the attempt to pull out hair.
1:) You ever have a Brazilian foot job?
2:) No, what's that?
1:) You gotta try it, trust me...
A blow job but from a dude or bloke, a bloke job.
Hey mate I went to the strip joint but ended up with the security guard, got me a fine blowke job!
When two people, generally of European ethnicity that has been called a wog before, are doing some sort of work around the house by any means (usually cheap) but one of them stand there and talk trash the entire time. Then proceeds to take partial credit later when the job is done.
Person 1: *Doing hard work, like fixing up a backyard gate*
Person 2: Yeah, this is boring. Oh, you need that tool over there? I cbf getting it. Dude, you're so uptight.
Later on...
Person 2: Oh, we sorted that gate out for you and it won't cause you any more problems.
Person 1: Oh, you lazy wog piece of sh-
Person 2: Alright, we'll be off now. *Damn, these wog jobs are such a breeze*
Having sex in the folds of someone’s fupa until climax.
I got a Fupa-Job last night from the torta that lives down the street.
When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.
My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
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