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Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.
Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.
A Pile Of shit . King ozwy drive is placed in hartlepool and would be considered a shithole .
Main Attraction : The Local Glue Sniffer Benno
Person one : Coming upp king ozwy drive like well go get a 10 and get dizzy as a bat
Person two : yer mate lets go we'll smoke a fatten behind king ozzy shops .
Normal Person runs like fuck
guy 1 : yo you know king french
guy 2 : yes bro he is a fat monkey
King Spootram appeared as the first object in existence when god created the universe. It is widely believed (and accepted) that he is the creator of all the trams in the world when he decided to clone himself one april fools so he could trick his girlfriend at the time, Australian foreign minister Alexander Downer. According to legend King Spootram traveled out to space and built a cloning machine out of shavings from gods' beard, but when he tried to clone himself the machine exploded and created a massive fireball that was so powerful it would burn for eighty four million years, or the distance in millimetres from the centre of Mick Jaggers lips to the outermost point of them. When the sun was created it also became a spawning point for all the trams in existence. King Spootram was severely mutated in the accident and now has the appearance of a locomotive. It is believed that before his accident King Spootram was a magnificent red tram wearing a scarlet blouse with blue tassels and had 'Spoo' written on a sign on the side of him in Jokerman. Noone has ever seen spootram in his original form but a mexican apparently had a moustache which was an exact replica of him and believed by many to be a reincarnation of him, unfortuneately it was involved in a tragic shaving accident in March 2003.5132.
Hail King Spootram king of the trams, blah, LE END
An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
“Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”
Romance Elzie James King is an American singer, songwriter, instrumentalist, actor, author, and businessman known primarily for his work in country music.
Romance King is the best country artist out there
Romance Elize James King, born July, 7th 2009 is an American instrumentalist and Instagram influencer known for being the great-grandson of gospel legends Melvin and Gail Sanders, in which they run a mega-COGIC church. He is the eldest of four children. Kings siblings are Rocky King, Royce King, and Romases King. He plays the trombone and bass guitar. He is associated with numerous influencers such as Kalan Davis, Ciera Williams, and Farrah Sanders.
Romance King is giving trombone lessons on instagram live on Sunday!