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Cucumber penis pp is the pp that's wore by me, my pp was lost when in was playing natural disaster survival and it was sad sadder then ppl that got spied by matts pp my pp is not spy able it's a cucumber now now I cannot have sex with cb because he might eat it and he also divorced me
Cucumber penis pp is lost not funy because I'm a turtle
When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.
You: Babe why are you mad at me?
Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)
You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".
basic levle 1 comeback to any roast
guy1 1: nigga u look like a been bag that been sat on
you: guacamole nigga penis
guy 1: *crys*
crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
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You stick your own penis in your butthole and fart it out.
John is into freaky stuff, he penis butthole farted plenty of times before
"a game released in 2079 the famous penis simulator 2 from the 1978 series penis eater chomp chomp simulator created by girl rapist that released pp simulator 2 pp sim 2 is about where you go around finding materials to create much more cum and urine.Later your cum is too salty and you are forced to blow your brains out like hitler.
"hey my nigga have u heard of penis simulator 2?
"yes very homosexual game"
An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.
K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.
T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.
A day for everyone to appreciate glorious cocks little and small this is a beautiful day of dick celebration
female: hey i appreciate your cock
Male: hey thanks! it is penis appreciation day