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God

A guy who talked to a bunch of Jews, Christians, and Muslims, and accidentally caused more deaths than anyone else.

Christian: "My god is right!"
Muslim: "No mine!"
Jew: "No it's mine!"

by Crvddy August 22, 2023


God

A non existent being that apparently protects people and creates everything even though we all know nothing can protect you except yourself and the entire world was created by the big bang. The only good use of the word God is as an exclamation like "Oh my God".

Monks literally starve themselves and cut off their genitals to pray to their non existent god

by CattyMeowy December 13, 2022


God

God is a loving Father and friend. He wants the best for you and me. God is love and He loves us unconditionally. If you want to be saved and enter a kingdom of paradise when you die, reach out to God and create a relationship with Him.

y/n - "Dear God, I love You and I thank You for all that You do for me. Please make my heart Your home and help me be a light unto this world."
God - "I love you, my good and faithful child."

by Godisalpha April 19, 2022


God

Christians belive in him he is leader of the world he created us

Person 1: Do you belive in god?

Person 2: yeah!

by Knam_attack_on_you July 5, 2021


God

Short for "Jonathan"

Hey God! Want to go out to eat?

by Dp76 June 9, 2022


God

The guy who has candy

Brooooo he has candy.

He is god

by MafiaB April 5, 2022


god

a very gay person (usually stereotypical twink)

chad: "you man you're a god!"
twink: "fuck ya i am!"

by hotgayemo September 4, 2022