Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges

I'll never stop eating these no matter how unhealthy they are. They're just that good.

I've eaten 28 Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges in one sitting before when I was 15.

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Quarter Pounder With Cheese

When you visit mc donallds and say gimmi gimmi gimmi a man after midnight just for lols

Greg: It was so sweet last night i pulled an absolute Quarter Pounder With Cheese on the local mcdonalds

Steve: Niceness!

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Philly Cheese Steak

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's labia and then spits yellow phlegm(Loogies) on it to make it look like Sliced steak with mayo and cheese.

Dorine you wont believe what Patrick gave me last night, a Philly Cheese Steak!

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Cheeto Cheese Puff Rimjob

When someone puts cheeto cheese puff crumbs around anothers asshole, sticks the cheeto cheese puff in the asshole, licks the crumbs and then sucks the cheeto out of the asshole and eats it.

Prohoe gives Dumbass a cheeto cheese rimjob with that family size bag!!!
Cheeto Cheese Puff Rimjob for the win!

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satan eats cheese whiz

The awesomest subliminal message ever. Found in Weird Al's Nature Trail to Hell.

Joe: Dude, wanna know something?
John: What?
Joe: Satan eats Cheese Whiz.

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Chicago Chili Cheese-dog

When a girl is having a yeast infection, you have anal sex while she's crapping all over your man-meat

My girl was on the crapper, so I picked her up and gave her the Chicago Chili Cheese-Dog.

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Philadelphia Cheese Steak

Sexual act: When you shit in a condom and fuck a chick with it. The only true way to say, "I love you."

Shawna was so nasty she asked me to give her a Philadelphia Cheese Steak.

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