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(n) a person who physically / mentally changes themselves in order to adapt to trends in society. (we all know a few of these people, if not more)
i started these brown shoes and my friend went out and bought the same ones. hes a follow fashion monkey.
"dont be no follow fashion monkey!" - Bunny Wailer
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1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.
2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.
3. Comeback; Witty retort
John: Fuck you, fatass!
Sean: You son of a monkey fucker!
John: . . .
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when some retard in yo teachers class says some goofy ahh shit about you to their teacher 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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it means shut the hell up or get out of my way it
jeff : whats up
George: hey why dont you monkey to the other side
jeff: what?!!? fine
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1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.
2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.
3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.
*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*
woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"
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Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"
Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"
Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"
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The inability to provide a statement or answer to a question that actually makes logical sense. Often better to think before speaking. Statement such as "Be careful of meetings because sometimes meetings are only as useful as the meeting itself".
When someone says something that adds zero value or only makes sense in their mind, simply respond with monkey spoon feet.
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