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Hey, do you think I can dunk this from 50 yards?
-Ummmmm, I'd give you Trump odds on that.
When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands
A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!
B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.
The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
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When you get caught stealing chicken, that chicken is subsequently now “Trump Chicken”.
I ain’t steal your dry ass Trump Chicken.
Someone who gets paid to assassinate an old man, but can't hit shit and in turn gets turned into FED spaghetti
Lefty was hired by the left to shoot an innocent.
Come to find out he was just another TRUMP
SHOOTER. Poor guy couldn't hit a glow stick in a dark room full of Haitian nigger monkeys. What a Trumpshooter trump shooter
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Someone who wants to stick a knife in Trumps head and watch him bleed out
Oh hi you trump killer.