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When you’ve either crapped your self or done something
*throws a rock and hits a window*
“Guys....”
Despite unknown origins, extensive analysis reveals that Guy is the highest tier of human. Even being compared to Guy Moore is the highest possible compliment.
If he’s a quarter the man Guy Moore is, we should trust him.
During a less than felt after work activity, or function or a rather bland day where you figuretively phone the chow or party favor guy. Or respectively "making a night of it" with full send.
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Dude 1: let's just grab a drink after work, we've had a long day.
Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.
**Takes 1 sip**
Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?
Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy
noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.
Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.
A small rope that ties around a penis to make it look larger than it actually is, due to the swelling it causes
Jody uses a guy rope so that his junk will fit in his thong, not that it works but it makes him feel better.
Chicken Dick and koi fish With rice and special spicy yet sweet sauce. Food is based in South East Asia such as Thailand, Singapore etc.
OI BLUD let's go eat some Koi Man Gai with the mandems
I saw my mom making Koi Man Guy for that guy
A person that you can trust. A person that doesn't make you feel that you're alone at anytime. You can never run out of things to talk about because he always wants to hear you. You can text all day and night and he will never get bored of you (except when you start acting like a crazy bitch, he'll laugh then it'll get old after you do it multiple times.) He has great taste in music. You both have so much in common but at the same you guys are very different and that's what makes you guys's friendship the best. He supports you even if you want to make rules for the friendship or Make a silly little playlist so that you can listen to it when you guys want to remember each other. He most likely will be a really cool drummer and you'd be an also really cool clarinetist. You guys will most likely become besties in like 2 hours because you guys have a bond even though you guys have never seen each other. When you first see him it'll probably be the best coincidence ever, and you'll realize that he's even sweeter in person. When he's tired he'll look at your messages then sleep to make you feel like he cares about what you want to say, he'll lose sleep to talk to you. He's going to make you feel like that you're appreciated and accepted. He's going to Stan you and make you feel like you're the most important person to him. In conclusion get a guy best friend he'll make you feel alive, but if you got 100 guy friends mine's always gonna be the best.
Girl Bestie: you're the best guy best friend I could ever ask for. :)
Guy Bestie: OMG THANK YOU!!!