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An ill-educated person who reads lies off a bus and quotes it in every Brexit conversation; pretending they have a degree in politics!
“Brexit means Brexit”
You’re such a Big Red Bus Believer
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The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!
One girl to another: Check out the red car!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
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When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.
I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!
Some stupid joke that people make for some reason. Its based on among us
Person 1: yo ngl red kinda sus
Person 2: This is the 47th time you said this, please stop
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The highly anticipated playboi carti album that everyone and their moms were hyped about. After being delayed for so long, the album finally dropped on Christmas 2020, and it's pretty fucking dogshit.
^^ Just my opinion (:
"Shut up!! Give it 1-2 years and it will go gold! REMEMBER DIE LIT AND HOW EVERYONE WAS SHITTING ON IT ON RELEASE? WELL, SAME THINGS GONNA HAPPEN WITH Whole Lotta Red!! IT'S LITERALLY THE NEW YEEZUS! ANTHONY FANTANO WILL RATE IT A 6.5/10 THEN REVIEW IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR AND GIVE IT A 10/10 WHILE WEARING THE YELLOW FLANNEL! "
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Red Creek Boys Soccer seem like their own cult along with the girls basketball team and those golf fággots. You can often hear them down by the tennis courts yelling “cookies”, “she wants out”, or some type of dad joke. The team is most significantly known for Greg Blake’s step overs, Jaden Brown’s cousin, lack of Mitchel Irish’s dad, Noah Dauphin’s relationships, Tim McIntyre’s waddle, and Chris and Richard Williams’ being the only one on the team with cups.
We believed that seeing one of these Red Creek Boys Soccer games would be interesting but it turns out Ritchie slicing Allen’s nose was the most skill they showed all season
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11 goals for/ 96 goals against
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To masturbate. To pleasure one's self.
"Luke, use the Force!"
"Sorry Obi-Wan, I'll be right with you. I'm communicating with Red Leader One."
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