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God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"

Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro

by Renegade69 July 25, 2016


Cap God

1 - Polo G’s alias
2 - a person with a high tolerance to mdma
3 - a person that is very good lying

lying in polo g crib off the x he call me cap god

by Ballista .50 June 9, 2022


Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore April 9, 2018


Hand of God

When a girl tosses you off so good that it feels heavenly.

I got with a girl the other day, and I was touched by the Hand of God.

by Pompombear November 21, 2020


Jedi god gank

The best gfx designer,hes the best and hes gay.

The best gay is Jedi god gank

by Sensetiveyarrak November 11, 2020


Grease God

Someone who is typically sweaty or unreasonably good at a video game

Person 1: "Did you see that dude hit a 360 noscope?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking grease god."

by MuffinHatesMath August 12, 2024


for the love of god please for the love of god

you lost hope in humanity

Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!

by TheChhingieahsdhb May 5, 2022